Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
~ Kenneth, on 30 Rock
You've been waiting! All this time!
You've been waiting for the clock to run out!
~ Claire, to her husband, when he asked for a divorce, in Outlander
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
1. You must let the pain visit.
2. You must allow it to teach you.
3. You must not allow it to overstay.
~ Ijeoma Umebinyuo
And in the end,
the love you take
is equal to
the love your make.
~ Paul McCartney, the Beatles, the Abbey Road album
The forest was shrinking,
but the trees kept
voting for the axe.
For the axe was
clever and convinced
the trees that because his handle
was wood he was one of them.
~ West Asian Fable
(Pop is crying)
Son: What's the matter, Pop?
Pop (tearfully): I'm confused!
~ Moonstruck
Probe with bayonets. If you encounter mush, proceed; if you encounter steel, withdraw.
For real people, if something works in theory, but not in practice, it doesn't work.For academics, if something works in practice, but not in theory, it doesn't exist.