He mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
The nurse lifts his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks for that. It was lovely, but listen very very carefully... Are-my-test-results-back?"
