Bill: “Whenever these people get divorced in the media, the celebrities and they're always like, ‘What went wrong?’ Nothing went wrong. They were married 20 years. That's what went wrong. Time went wrong”
Charlie: “How do you feel about married couples that still have a date night on year 23?”
Bill: “Please put a bullet past my tongue if I ever have to have a fucking date night”
Charlie: “I cringe at those. They're cute and I'd like to root for it, but I know how they're both feeling at that dinner”
Bill: “To schedule sex is just so gross. It's the worst perversion there is”
