Ruminations from a guy on his 29th wedding anniversary

I thought it would be better than this...

Where does one find such pill? Asking for a friend...

The cyanide pill won't work unless you take it before the Commies bust in your door. 

~ Frieda on Orange is the new Black

Are you the victim or the creator of your life?

~ question posed in a brochure advertising a 'transformational journey' to Portugal