The timeless dilemma...

[Man and younger woman in passionate embrace]

Girl: "I love you so much!"
Man: "I love YOU!"
Girl: "Mmm, I'm so alive"
Man: "That's the word - ALIVE - I've never been so alive until now!"
Girl: "Until now!"
Man: "I worry about our age difference."
Girl: "What is age? It's a state of mind!"
Man: "That's how I feel!"
Girl": "Who cares that when I hit my sexual peak you'll be seventy?"
Man: "I know! It's Bogey and Bacall!"
Girl: "Who?"

from Bowfinger