My company got reorganized again today...

"We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized.

"I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."

~ Generally attributed to Gaius Petronius Arbiter, but more likely paraphrased from Charles Ogburn, pp. 32-33, "Merrill's Marauders: The truth About an Incredible Adventure", Harper's Magazine, Janyuary 1957.