An oldie but a goodie!

Picture a skinny little guy, a shrimp, a nothing. He walks into a lumber camp looking for a job.

The foreman is skeptical, so the shrimp steps up and fells a towering oak in 90 seconds.

“Where’d you learn that?” says the foreman.

“In the Sahara Forest,” replies the guy.

“You mean the Sahara Desert,” the foreman corrects.

“Sure, now,” the guy says.

~ Myron Cohen (a comedian popular on the Ed Sullivan Show)