Ted Bundy (shoe salesman) to arrogant lady:
So you think I'm a loser?
Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born?
Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something:
Every morning when I wake up, I know that it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again.
But I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart. Get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments, to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman.
And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.
But I'm not a loser.
Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be, 40 hours a week for life.
And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my head makes me a winner!
~ from Married with Children
