The REAL Art of the Deal!

Lily: Terms - if you can do all that, I will let you touch one boob. 

Barney: Both boobs! 

Lily: Just one. 

Barney: Touch and squeeze. 

Lily: Just touch. 

Barney: Touch and motor boat. 

Lily: Just touch. 

Barney: Honka honka? 

Lily: [Annoyed] Barney... 

Barney: Just touch?

Lily: Just touch. 

Barney: For one hour. 

Lily: For one second! 

Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs. 

Lily: Thirty seconds one boob. 

Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes. 

Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze. 

Barney: Deal!

~ from How I Met Your Mother