Are you are healthy or are you are sick?
If you are healthy, you have nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, then you have two things to worry about:
Will you will get better or will you get worse?
If you will get better, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you will get worse, then you have two things to worry about:
Are you going to live or are you going to die?
If you will live, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you will die, then you have two things to worry about:
Will you go to heaven, or will you go to hell?
If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, then you have two things to worry about:
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