The Story of MacGregor the Scotsman

A Drunk starts talking to a tourist in a Scottish pub.

He says “Do you see that dock over there? I built that myself, stoned by stone. But do they call me MacGregor the dock builder?”

“No.”

“Do you see that bridge over there? I built that too! But do they call me MacGregor the bridge builder?”

“No.”

“But you fuck one sheep…”